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Paste your portfolio URL and let AI roast your design choices, recruiter decisions, animation addiction, and developer ego.
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Portfolios Roasted
11s
Avg Roast Time
71%
Recruiter Damage
> analyzing portfolio...
⚠ excessive Framer Motion detected
✓ responsive design found
⚠ recruiter confidence unstable
AI Verdict
“This portfolio has more animations than actual projects.”
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Emotional Damage Included
🔥 alexdev.io got cooked
“Your navbar enters harder than your projects.”
💀 recruiter rejected another portfolio
“Too much glassmorphism. Not enough substance.”
⚠ animation addiction detected
“Framer Motion cannot fix weak projects.”
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